The Audiophile's Wife

If The Audiophile ever questions why I continue to throw him under the imaginary bus it is because he continues to provide me with material,...

The Audiophile has not been listening to anything lately because it has been too loud to listen. Why too loud? Depending on who you are, “pl...

The Audiophile has a second system in his workshop so he can listen to music while inhaling soldering fumes. I’m not sure if that’s legal or...

Today is April 1st, and audiophiles located in the United States get to celebrate by saying crazy things like, “Preamp A is more resolving t...

Here’s some interesting news that you’ll want to shimmy up to the edge of your seat for: The Audiophile allowed me to make an important deci...

Against my better judgement, I went away for a few days. Approximately six seconds after my departure, a second audiophile arrived at my hou...

Not long ago, The Audiophile wanted to take a drive. Sure, I thought, we’re at the stage of life where a Sunday afternoon drive is just what...

What you have here is a PSA—not the screening test for gentlemen—but the one that has to do with an announcement, to the public, about a thi...

Sometimes The Audiophile talks with his voice on a phone to people—mostly audiophile people. This is my cue to curl up with a good book and ...

Following an independent survey of one audiophile, I am here to report the most common warning put forth by every audiophile is: Do not touc...